15 things I consumed this week

The best karaoke song, the best croissant, painted pigs

Hey!

The first thing I did today was watch a TikTok of a 12-year-old boy cry tears of joy because he got a puppy for his birthday and so I started crying and then I was like what’s going on I’ve literally been awake for two minutes. Anyway this is what it means to be alive today…

1. “Missed Connections: How to Tell if Nathan For You Is For You” a 2016 ess…