15 things I consumed this week

Gone Girl cruise, harrowing pizza, cartoon cocaine

Helloooo,

I dedicate this week’s list to my Twitter timeline, which was really cracking me up this week. Sometimes it’s just hit after hit. That toxic little platform will outlive us all…

1. “Failure to Cope ‘Under Capitalism,’” by Clare Coffey for Gawker, about the popular idea that most personal struggles can be productively blamed on capitalism (with a…