15 things I consumed this week

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Hey!

Welcome to 15 things, Saturday edition. (My doula told me not to work yesterday.)

1. “The Man Who Thinks He Can Live Forever,” by Charlotte Alter for Time, about a man who’s handed over the reigns of his life to AI in an attempt to reverse his age. Genuinely comical.

2. Bear Naked Cacao and Cashew Butter granola, which is making my yogurt bowls into straigh…