15 things I consumed this week

More canonical MTV Cribs eps, blondies, breakfast

Hey everyone!

Welcome to the final stretch of winter. Only three more weeks until it’s officially spring and we can start complaining about how it’s still cold!

1. “You Are Not a Parrot,” by Elizabeth Weil for Intelligencer, about the important distinction between chatbots and humans as defined by linguist Emily M. Bender. “We’ve learned to make ‘machines…